You need to print your own. Let me tell you a story, I was out of money one night and my daughter lost her tooth, she placed it under the pillow, I could not leave the house that night, but I had no money, what was I suppose to do? Can't let her wake up the next morning and be disappointed... sounds familiar? Yea, we can't have a run on the banks and watch hysteria unfold, we can't accept working out problems today, instead we print more now and let our children pay for it tomorrow, so we can retire with nice fat retirement accounts, living in our overpaid homes, etc... You get the picture... Same here, could not disappoint her and let her face the truth, so I printed out money... of course I would get in trouble counterfeiting, but creating my own currency, just like monopoly money ... just have to come up with a denomination, oh yes, 8 (why, 8, well the * is above it, usually means kiss, a kiss of death; 11 Obama Tax relief minus the tax you pay leaves you 8 dollars a week) yes, 8... Its sort of like the 8 ball in pool, don't mess with it, you don't want it until you need it. But if the economy is in trouble and Nancy wants us to spend like crazy with money we don't have, then heck here is some more of something we don't have, an 8 dollar bill... **** important, this is not real money!! it is worth nothing!!! But if Barney Frank and the rest of those Economic Wizards in Washington believe printing money makes our dollar stronger, I might as well give them an 8 ball and let them know it will be worthless. What makes a dollar worthy is the hard work we put into it; otherwise it is just a piece of paper. So here you go people, have another piece of paper. Pass it along, some may appreciate getting this token of our times, Some may want to see this guy on an American Currency (Big Ego, sounds right - did he not complain earlier), some may want to show others to remind them of the hard times we inherited (I inherited being a drunk, and man I'm still a drunk, can't blame me, its in my genes, I inherited excuse is a good one); oh having this bill may make you laugh, it may give others the appearance you are wealthy if you have a wad laying around, some of you may want to slip one or two under your child's pillow ... its ok, they are slipping worthless money in our banks now, so what the hell! The American People, like our children would be glad to have money like this under their pillow. The look in my child's eyes was memorable, she was happy, delighted, my or the tooth Fairy was a Savoir, she was glad to see this guy on the bill, everyone has been talking so much about him, how great he is. Her friends wanted the bill, heck everyone wants these, we take these everywhere now, they are a hit, people pay to get these, they pay even more; heck maybe these 8 dollar bills are worth something *** NOT as REAL MONEY... But as a COLLECTORS ITEM... so here is your chance to get one bring out the smile of the hopeless, give them the money that they deserve! Make them feel proud of being an American again! Don't worry some of them don't even read what is on the bill... like American Socialist States, heck some do, and ask what is socialism. Ironic, spreading the currency will actually teach people something about their new government. God Bless our Children!!! Download, the 8 Dollar Bill, its yours for free!! I would charge, but that would be capitalism, instead I will simply take a donation, I can't ask for a lot we are all going through hard times, but a little donation from you may actually get me some real money to put under my child's pillow, but then again, it probably won't be worth anything, but on the other hand it is the only legal tender we can truly use to buy that toy she wants for Christmas... oops was I suppose to use that word, I mean X-mas. Once again, any donations would be appreciated my fellow comrades, thank-you